The Full Cupboard of Life
Sometimes I think we should be emigrating to Botswana. Then I could be a “traditionally built” lady, like Mma Ramotswe of the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency. Maybe then I wouldn’t wake up on the morning, get on the scales and stomp to the bathroom saying, “fat, fat, fat, fat”.
If you can stomp to the bathroom in the morning, without having to stop halfway for a rest and a quick snack, you're obviously not fat!
If it's a really bad day, check out one of those height/weight charts, and resolve to grow a little taller. It's what I do.
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