I'm at home. I have been for about 20 minutes. The reason for this is that I left work early.
Not rocket surgery, is it?
The reason for my early leaving is marginally more interesting. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have floor in not only our living room, our dining room but our kitchen too. It looks good. It looks a lot better than, respectively, chipboard with bent nails in it, tiles with bits missing, and lino with plaster on it. Woo!