Firstly I'd like to thank my psychic reader. There I was, yesterday, trying to decide how to phrase "Clear pidgeon sh*t from floor and clear pidgeons from roof" without saying the star, when I recieved this communication:
poo. So thank you very much, dear reader!
Secondly, it's Friday, and in honour of the bloke I saw on my way into work this morning, I'd like to ask, What are the most inappropriate clothes for the weather that you have ever been caught wearing? I saw a man at 7:15 this morning wearing denim shorts and a long sleeved Monsters of Rock T Shirt. Can you beat that?
