thribble

It's been a long time, so here goes. I'm going to let you work out which comment belongs to which post, in the style of those puzzles given away at cafes, as I haven't got time. Oh, and I've edited some out due to age (not mine, the comments).

Come on, be honest, can you see Our Da dressed in crushed velvet? No! I don't think so!

Bestman sounding like youngest bridesmaid there. No, I can't, but I can see my dad in crushed velvet!

paj's Killer Line is:
If I hadn't seen such riches
I could live with being poor

Reopening the competition, paj is obviously barred from answering that. Any other entrants?

When shopping for wedding clothes half the fun is trying on all the options, just to make sure youreally don't want them! I can confidently say I will not be getting married in a full length purple jacket. mas

Good to hear! I can confidently say that I won't either!
And finally, referring to my nervousness, a certain bestman reappears.

Now you know how I feel about a certain speech

I can, again confidently, say that you will not be as nervous as the father of the bride at a wedding I was at last summer. So nervous he spoke quietly enough that even the bride struggled to hear him.

And welcome back to the land of blog, Jim.