I noticed two things today on my daily walk round to a certain well known, blue-and-white-stripey, supermarket. The first was the inordinate amount of used condoms littering the path. (What they had been used for, I don't know. I'm guessing water bombs. Hopefully.) The second was that the attractiveness quotient of the supermarket's staff had dropped dramatically, leading me to believe that all the good looking ones had dates tonight. Both of these things reminded me it was valentines day, although for two very different reasons.