I've been avoiding politics for a while now, as it depresses me too much, but this made me laugh. Reading the news this morning I spotted this quote:
Some Russian and American analysts say that fighters aligned with Osama Bin Laden's al-Qaeda terror network may have escaped to Georgia and are currently hiding in a remote Pankisi Gorge on the border with Chechnya.Or not. He's either alive, or he's not. He could be anywhere. Not a clue. Sorry. Oh, and by the way, we've got these 500 people stashed in Cuba that we can't find any evidence against. We'll just hang onto them for a while though - they're bound to have done something wrong.
