Well, paj has gone out with my mum, so I thought I'd just say three things. One, that it's sunny up here in t'north, which is nothing short of a miracle on a bank holiday weekend. Two, that High Force is as lovely as ever, even if Lord Barnard does now charge you to look at it from one side. Thirdly, and finally, I am now the proud owner of a Renault 5. Woo!